littlepinkhatenthusiast
After Sex
Girlfriend: Honey, i'm having an organism.
Boyfriend: Don't you mean an "orgasm"?
Girlfriend: No, an organism. I'm pregnant.

I just saw a commercial for hotwire that featured a gay couple that had a child. Four for hotwire. You go, hotwire.

deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

NO LEFT BOOB LEFT ALIVE
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sethawk:

zedrin-stormshock:

aki-ran:

girlinredconverse:

penisvanlesbian:

koncreates:

educateddummy:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

scootatore:

brainrainbows:

the-apex-spooky:

theeyeofthetigger:

iamsamhearmemoose:

formaldejekyll:

mrplisk:

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CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i couldnt place it for the first few seconds and i was like I KNOW THIS

I KNOW THIS

and then it hit me oh my fucking god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, EARGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

it’S baCk

WHAT IS THIS SONG?

HOLY SHIT, I THINK I JUST HAD AN EARGASM!

I HAVE NO CLUE IF I’VE REBLOG(ed?) THIS BEFORE BUT HOLY HELL!!

HOLY SHIT AN ORCHESTRA VERSION OF “DANCE DANCE”

It’s porn for my ears.

I don’t know why this isn’t credited, or at least not that I can see. This is actually a string quartet version of Dance Dance by the Vitamin String Quartet! They do a lot of other FOB songs as well, so check them out!

This gif was playing when I listened to it…

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I regret nothing.

(O3O)

Im at dinner with my die-hard-Christian family and i look over at my godfather and just say “hi” AS A GREETING and he responds with “not yet”. With a completely straight face.

Watching “Street Kings” and I can feel the stupid grin on my face everytime Chris Evans comes on screen. Goddamnit.

Getting something out of a person’s backpack for them is the most intimate process that happens at school

jaywalking-mormons:

when i say i love films im being absolutely serious

i love everything about film

the makeup, the camera angles, the effects, i just

film

thinkofthegunstheysell:

toocabaret:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out

These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco

I told these to a boy in my chemistry class, and we started a romance

themajesticmountainscold:

moffats-army:

theuppitynegras:

siuilaruin:

aria-brook:

gentlenight:

wallflowersperk:

penchant-for-raising-cain:

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

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I didn’t

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realise

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that 

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was 

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a

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bad

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thing

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Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

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yeah

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so sorry

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i can’t hear you

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over the sound

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of me crushing my enemies

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This list

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was looking

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a little

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white

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so here you go

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watch tha

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bodies hit

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tha floor

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this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

waitinghopingliving:

duntothewood101:

camuizuuki:

sherl322434ck:

yours—tru-lee:

sara—-tonin:

You’ve been blogging for a while.  Let’s stretch your necks!

To the leftimage

Now to the right…image

Again…

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And back to your right

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And now one last time, you can do it…

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And now the right again

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Great job!!!!

THIS IS VERY MOTIVATING

I just turned my laptop

I actually had a crick in my neck. Thank you so much for this

fassyjames:

 I Will Be Your Lionheart // a merthur fanmix

{ Part I } ♔ { Part II }

a two part fanmix about a king and his lionheart, two idiots madly in love

The Tumblr Prayer

life-love-geekculture:

Dear Chuck, who art in heaven…..

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                                                        …..Reblogged be thy name.

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Thy Tributes come;

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                                   Crossovers be done. 

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                                                             In Westeros as it is in London.

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                    Give us each Tuesday our weekly repost.

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And gif for us all of the feels.

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                                As we gif to those who induce feels against us.

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Protect for us our OTPs.

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but deliver us from the spoilers.

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For thine are the odds,

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                                             and the force,

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                                                                                    and the phasers.

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Timey-Wimey Wibbly-Wobbly

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Amen

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My sister just came downstairs and said “I don’t want to cook tonight. I just spent the last 10 minutes vomiting out of my butt.”
Apparently, there is no such thing as too much information between family members.